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voicetoosmooth:

jazelq:

HER HAIR IS FINALLY DOWN

She looks… mature.

benedictervention:

mostly-benedict:

She has the worst job, poor thing.

And she got PAID!!!! I’d have worked for free!

benedictervention:

mostly-benedict:

She has the worst job, poor thing.

And she got PAID!!!! I’d have worked for free!

gnumblr:

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hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

“Some names will always taste bitter.”

6 Word Poem About Love, by Devyn Springer  (via fawun)

slow-riot:

*Greasy haired teenager in a Led Zeppelin shirt voice* A laptop isn’t an instrument 

kingcheddarxvii:

Detective: what do we got
Officer: looks like a classic phone fumble. guy dropped his phone right on his face like a jackass. died instantly

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

“Fuck, my tea.”

― me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)